STATUS: FLEEING
Last spotted in Nicaragua, drinking wine and eating chimichurri steak. It won't be long before we get you, Bernard!!!
xoxo,
Sexy Chad and Sonia Y.
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How can you tell the difference?
There are a total of 12 Evil Bernards lurking throughout the world.
With careful observation, one can find clear differences between The Sexy Chad and The Evil Bernard. For starters, their faces are very different. Sexy Chad is beautiful - with petite features and a wide smile showing his teeth. Bernard, on the other hand, is ugly - with an oversized nose, strange eyelashes and a closed-mouth smirk. Sexy Chad's hair is made up of soft vinyl and detailed with texture - Bernard's hair is flat, ugly and cheap. The most notable difference, however, is that Bernard has a mustache. Sexy chad does not.
Above all, the main difference is ;
Bernard is evil.
Sexy Chad is not. (just naughty)
Where is Bernard?
"Bernarda" is the Milanese slang word for the female genitalia.
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