i am NOT Sexy Chad: August 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Fear and Loathing

Ha ha ha! You'll never find me!

Yours truly,
Bernard #8

#1 of 12 - Death by Dog

Bernard #1 of 12 has been captured!

WHERE - Albany, NY
STATUS - Partially digested.
METHOD OF TORTURE - Eaten alive by terrier.

Eleven remain.

xoxo,
Sexy Chad

Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

How can you tell the difference?

There are a total of 12 Evil Bernards lurking throughout the world.

With careful observation, one can find clear differences between The Sexy Chad and The Evil Bernard. For starters, their faces are very different. Sexy Chad is beautiful - with petite features and a wide smile showing his teeth. Bernard, on the other hand, is ugly - with an oversized nose, strange eyelashes and a closed-mouth smirk. Sexy Chad's hair is made up of soft vinyl and detailed with texture - Bernard's hair is flat, ugly and cheap. The most notable difference, however, is that Bernard has a mustache. Sexy chad does not.

Above all, the main difference is ;

Bernard is evil.

Sexy Chad is not. (just naughty)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Fear and Loathing

Chad or Bernard?

#1 of 12 - Death by Dog

How can you tell the difference?

Where is Bernard?

Followers