Nicaragua

STATUS: FLEEING

Last spotted in Nicaragua, drinking wine and eating chimichurri steak. It won't be long before we get you, Bernard!!!

xoxo,
Sexy Chad and Sonia Y.

New Years Eve down under

STATUS: HUNGOVER BUT STILL ALIVE

Still lurking around in Sydney, Australia. This photo was taken the morning after New Years Eve. He disappeared shortly after waking up.

xoxo,
Sexy Chad & Melanie G

#2 of 12 - Sydney, Australia

Status : ESCAPED and having way too much fun

Evil Bernard has gone global and found some willing and equally devious Aussie's to show him around Sydney, Australia. These first shots are on a beach in Sydney as you can see he is getting to know the locals intimately and has been lapping up the Aussie beach lifestyle. Keep posted he has big plans for the holiday season and New Year's Eve.

xoxo,
Sexy Chad & Melanie G

#2 of 12 - San Diego, California

Status : ESCAPED

Oh Chad, so sorry, but Bernard escaped from us when we were in California! He was 'hob nobbin' with the rich and famous and in five star places of all kinds! We managed to snap a few photos of him here and there in places that we went to (I think he was stalking us!!). He left with an unidentifield man in the airport in Orlando, and we've heard he was on his way to Australia via Canada!!

Sorry we couldn't destroy this evil 'man'.

xoxo,
Sexy Chad & Elaine O

#6 of 12 - Syracuse, NY

Bernard #6 of 12 has been captured!

WHERE - Syracuse, NY
STATUS - Decapitated & flattened
METHOD OF TORTURE - Driving practice

Ten remain.

xoxo,
Sexy Chad & Amanda Johnston

Fear and Loathing

Ha ha ha! You'll never find me!

Yours truly,
Bernard #8

Chad or Bernard?